I'm Rick James Bitch!!

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

18 hours agophobiasthepretendr 803,817 notes

virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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20 hours agophobiasvirginsacrificer 190,172 notes

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

i swear, sometimes i just want to quit this website because of how ignorant some people are

20 hours agoshouldntbatmanisagatewaydrug 184,449 notes

kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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1 day agostopzootedboy 278,248 notes

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

1 day agophobiasmoosejesus 148,593 notes
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celebritity:

gender: ugly

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geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

1 day agoradplannetdekutree 38,072 notes

catchattroupe:

catchattroupe:

SO I WAS ON TINDER AND I FOUND BACKPACK AND I CNAT STOP LAUGHING

Update

1 day agoradplannetcatchattroupe 88,527 notes

dragonsateyourtoast:

charlesoberonn:

Please don’t tell girls “The boy who’s picking on you actually just likes you”

Even if it’s true, you shouldn’t teach girls to respect that sort of affection.

And you should definitely not teach boys that expressing their attraction to women through violence and disrespect is ok.

THANK YOU

1 day agoradplannetcharlesoberonn 66,476 notes

kidspast:

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

1 day agoshouldntkidspast 12,935 notes

slydigged:

sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears

1 day agoruinedchildhoodcynicalslut666 216,988 notes

capaldisass:

I will defend my favorite band member faster than myself

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vimeo:

Humans and Emojis can coexist. See how.

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